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Why Kyu shouldn't reply to ELFs' letters

  • ELF:

    You are mine.

  • Kyu:

    I am mine.

  • ELF:

    Jongwoon oppa, is that you?

  • Kyu:

    No, this is me. ^ ^

  • ELF:

    Eunhyuk oppa's chest popping is really HOT.

  • Kyu:

    So what if it's me who's doing it? Will it be COLD?

  • ELF:

    Handsome Kyu is silly

  • Kyu:

    Then you're silly too.

  • ELF:

    Cho Kyuhyun has so many nicknames; it's tiring to memorize them all!

  • Kyu:

    Who told you to memorize them?

  • ELF:

    It's too cold; the weather will blow you guys away

  • Kyu:

    We're all heavy. Especially Shindong-hyung. =))))

  • ELF:

    Oppa looks so sophisticated; did you eat something special?

  • Kyu:

    I ate your love for me, causing me to get drugged and addicted.

  • ELF:

    Oppa I'm bored~ Play with me?

  • Kyu:

    DO I LOOK LIKE SOMEONE YOU CAN PLAY WITH FOR FREE

  • ELF:

    Donghae oppa, can I think about you?

  • Kyu:

    No, think about me instead.

  • ELF:

    Donghae oppa, can you teach me how to dance?

  • Kyu:

    You mean teach you how to trash the stage?

  • ELF:

    Kyuhyun-oppa, I want to eat rice cakes~

  • Kyu:

    Why don't you get them.

  • ELF:

    But I don't know where to get them. TT TT Buy me some.

  • Kyu:

    How about NO. Besides, you'll get fat.

  • ELF:

    Yesung oppa! Your sexy voice melted me!!!

  • Kyu:

    LIAR! If you really melted, you'd be dead by now!

  • ELF:

    Donghae oppa, will you go to a musical with me?

  • Kyu:

    Sorry, I can't go.

  • ELF:

    My evil oppa, please reply to me?

  • Kyu:

    EVIL? DO YOU MEAN ME??!! I'm definitely an angel of beauty!

  • ELF:

    *singing Marry U* will you marry me Youngwoon-oppa?

  • Kyu:

    What about me

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